4:50 pm - Tue, Apr 22, 2014
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corgis-everywhere:

chompersthecorgi:

"We are Corg.  You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile."
Cy-borgi. The next generation of Corgis. 🐺😎 #chompersthecorgi #cyborgi #googleglass #glassexplorer
A friendly reminder to please put in your vote for me for the @7x7sf Cutest Canine Contest (only a week left to go and every DAILY vote counts!! Thank you so much for your support!! 🙏❤️
http://www.7x7.com/pets/vote-cutest-canine-2014-dog-poll-top-21#/18

VOTE FOR CHOMPERS (PLEASE)!

Can you imagine the number of dog butts this camera would record if it was left on. 

corgis-everywhere:

chompersthecorgi:

"We are Corg.  You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile."

Cy-borgi. The next generation of Corgis. 🐺😎 #chompersthecorgi #cyborgi #googleglass #glassexplorer

A friendly reminder to please put in your vote for me for the @7x7sf Cutest Canine Contest (only a week left to go and every DAILY vote counts!! Thank you so much for your support!! 🙏❤️

http://www.7x7.com/pets/vote-cutest-canine-2014-dog-poll-top-21#/18

VOTE FOR CHOMPERS (PLEASE)!

Can you imagine the number of dog butts this camera would record if it was left on. 

8:36 am
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"Seasonal Availability"

All human cultures I have read about have seasonal patterns deep in the core of their programming. Whether they manifest as times of harvest and starvation, or times of rain vs times of travel to follow herds of prey and rare water.

It’s as integral a part of our long term collective memory as the fear of the dark.

So good job, marketing Fucks, for figuring this out and successfully tying our desires for goods to this ancient impulse. Pumpkin spice lattes, pastels for the spring, cherry blossom time sake. Good job.

Of course people feel a deep need to stay connected to the passing months. We used to keep track of the stars overhead, and the changing amounts of light, or of rain and winds. Modern humans need only check what’s in the “Seasonal” aisle at CVS to judge when to plant their crops.

3:58 pm - Thu, Apr 17, 2014
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thefrogman:

By Ruby [tumblr | twitter | instagram]

Yeah I mean I’ve only owned cats my whole life

But the moment I have a home life that’s more stable than moving from apartment to apartment every year, that doesn’t include the fact that only luxury and ghetto trash apartments near NYC allow dogs

the moment that happens I am so getting a dog. So definitely getting a dog. I want any big breed that won’t chase and eat my cat. Mutts are cool, I only want a puppy because I’ve never trained a dog before and puppies are easier to train, but I’ll take an adult too if he’s a medium/big dog who’s very relaxed and won’t chase the cat. 

(Source: rubyetc)

11:06 pm - Sun, Apr 13, 2014
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Consider that you can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic spectrum. As you read this, you are traveling at 220 km/sec across the galaxy. 90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not ‘you’. The atoms in your body are 99.9999999999999999% empty space and none of them are the ones you were born with, but they all originated in the belly of a star. Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato. The existence of the rainbow depends on the conical photoreceptors in your eyes; to animals without cones, the rainbow does not exist. So you don’t just look at a rainbow, you create it. This is pretty amazing, especially considering that all the beautiful colors you see represent less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum.
11:31 am - Fri, Apr 11, 2014

Unpleasant Things, Week 1

Welcome to unpleasant things, the show where we take the time to sit down and categorize the myriad minor unpleasant things that can happen to a person on any normal day.

Today’s unpleasant triviality is the “realization that you should have offered a handshake rather than a hug immediately after you hugged a colleague.” It doesn’t matter if you haven’t seen them in months and you find their management style appealing, you never hug a colleague.

You are now eating lunch an hour earlier than you wanted to because you needed an excuse to get some fresh air and to stop replaying that painfully awkward moment in your stupid girlish head.
10:43 pm - Wed, Apr 9, 2014
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abandonedography:

Paul Lehr 

This seems realistic to me. 

abandonedography:

Paul Lehr 

This seems realistic to me. 

7:51 am - Tue, Apr 1, 2014
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Finally, a real explanation.

Finally, a real explanation.

(Source: gossipfolk, via thingfoundry)

11:22 pm - Sat, Mar 29, 2014
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random-ship:

lwaxanaus interruptus

random-ship:

lwaxanaus interruptus

(via not-in-front-of-the-klingons)

7:19 am - Wed, Mar 26, 2014
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doctorfuture:

Let’s Enhance by Duncan Robson

I want to produce a crime drama short just so that this scene can be in it. And the tech guru will be using Photoshop, and he will have to patiently explain how this shitty security camera photo is just that, and that there are only so many pixels in the section of the still image that shows the face.

1:54 pm - Fri, Mar 21, 2014
Online Banking for most of my life

Online Banking for most of my life

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